Another very funny bit of writing from Marina Hyde. She makes this whole shambles almost bearable.
Dazed and confused, Johnson stumbles into the twilight zone with a police escort | Marina Hyde | Opinion | The Guardian:
As for his turns away from Westminster, Thursday afternoon found him at a Yorkshire police academy, where he appeared deeply confused. He resembled a political Elvis – twilight years – who’d had to be slapped awake on the tour bus by his manager, given some of his special medicine, and shoved on to greet the LA crowd with the words “Hello Philadelphia!” This, but in Wakefield.